The Confessional is always open, if you are having issues with life and need to unburdon your soul simply write your confession in an email and send it to,   fatherjimmyd@fatherjimmyd.com   I will read your written thoughts and consult with scripture for an absolution for you.

If you are troubled or lost and wish to ask Satan a question, simply email the Dark Underlord at satan@fatherjimmyd.com  Satan always checks his emails.  I bet you didn't even know Satan was that connected. 

Satan knows everything.